Friday, November 7, 2008

Wee Wee Weekend

Hallelujah
Praise Sweet Little Baby Jebbus
The weekend is here!
Holla.


I am hitting the road in a few to travel 81 miles to my sisters house where I will be smothered with luvin' by my adorable nieces. Ok, maybe not. But I did bring presents because I am not above bribing them for love.


I called my sis today and asked her to put Gi (3 y.o) niece on the phone:


Sister: Gi, do you want to talk to Aunt Sis (that's what they call me)

Gi: No

Sister: Do you want to talk to Cinderella?
Gi: Yes (She runs and grabs the phone)

Gi: Hi Cinderella
Me: Well Helloooo Dear Gianna (in a really creepy princess voice)
Gi: How is Disneyland?
Me: It is lovely this time of year. You should come visit me at my castle.
Gi: What is the name of your prince? (Where the hell does she get this stuff?)
Me: His name is Prince Charming.
Gi: Ok bye. I love you Cinderella.


Hey, I'll take what I can get. But I think now she is expecting Cinderella to come over this afternoon instead of me. Anyone have a blue ball gown and blond wig I can borrow?

37 comments:

  1. Hilarious!! Buy the stuff and add it to your Halloween bin for next year! ha ha. Have fun

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  2. This is hysterical. I especially love the visual you gave us!

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  3. Ha! You're gonna have some explaining to do to the 3 yr old...

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  4. Not to worry. You will easily convince her with your beauty queen looks. And your jazz hands, of course. Can't forget the jazz hands.

    Have a great weekend!

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  5. LOL!

    That was a brilliant tactic! I'll have to try that with my son. "Did you want to talk to Megatron?"

    Good luck tomorrow, Cindy.

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  6. ROFLMAO! That's some smart thinking! I'm going to have to use this tactic when my parents call. The kids always REFUSE to talk to them :P

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  7. LMAO. "I love you Cinderella". That is hilarious.

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  8. HAHAHA that is great! At least she did'nt say can I come visit you at your castle.

    Have a great weekend Cinderlla!

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  9. Cute.

    So don't they get in your way when you run?

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  10. Don't worry...disappointing kids gets easier. I do it all the time.

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  11. That is sooo cute!! Gianna is her name? So weird, not a common name, but a name we are considering!! Have fun cinderelly!1

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  12. oh surely you have a tiara sitting around gathering dust....don't we all?? :-) OK, maybe that is just me....thanks for your note on my blog :-)

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  13. So, now you have to be back home at midnight!!! Or you know what happens Cinderella???

    Have a blast at your sis!!

    Enjoy a run too!!!

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  14. Cute. Reminds me of conversations with my 4 year old nephew.

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  15. Have a good weekend with the munchkins!

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  16. LOL

    That was genius on your sister's part. Why have I never thought of that. Of course if it was to lure Kid we'd have to say it was some religious figure or something ;)

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  17. LOL! Cinderella, that is too funny!!

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  18. Too cute!! Have fun this weekend!!

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  19. Hehe that's very cute. You'd make for an awesome Cinderella!

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  20. Kids can be soooo adorable. My nieces call my sister-in-law aunt candy (b/c she always brings them candy)...it's pretty cute!

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  21. Hilarious!! Now I know how to connect with my niece!

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  22. LOL! I love it!

    I'm sure when you show up with gifts they wont be too disappointed you are not Cinderella.

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  23. Little kids are too cute. You should be able to find something cheap at Walmart. Assuming you're 3ft tall.

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  24. I'm missing the cutout of prince charming...

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  25. HA! Good luck pulling that off!! That's too funny!!

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  26. Once you're there she'll totally forget about the Cinderella. YOU'LL be the one showering her with love and affection, afterall. 3 year olds just eat up all the attention they can get!

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  27. The "talk to Cinderella" idea is great ... my kids were always pretty shy about talking to relatives on the phone. But they would have talked to, say, a Pokemon.

    Hope you have a great weekend, Auntie!

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  28. Ha! Love it!

    I'll try Batman the next time I want to talk to my nephew... I don't know if I'll be able to pull that one off convincingly. =)

    Hope your visit was lovely!

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  29. HA! I am so trying that on my younger niece!

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  30. Praise Sweet Little Baby Jebbus
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    Im choosing to see that as a Talladega Nights reference.

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  31. Haha! You got trumped by Cinderella. Was she disappointed when you showed up? How did the bribes go over?

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  32. ha ha ha hope you had fun with them... and they were too dissapointed that cinderella didn't show!

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  33. Ha, that's adorable. I am not above bribing people for love either ;)

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