Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Nickname Extraordinaire

Rarely do things fall into your lap.
But this time it just did - something fun to blog about and the most awesomest of all nicknames.

I'll start at the beginning, it's a very good place to start... (sing with me)!

Last Sunday I was chillin' at the pad of the boy formerly known as Swasome. We were taking in the rays at the pool, but it was getting way to hot and this former sun worshiper is now concerned with getting too much (and too many wrinkles). So we headed in.

Out of the blue the man throws out "Hey let's go to TJ Maxx."
(That's how we roll on the weekends)

We're wondering around TJ Maxx when I saw this plant that I liked. I didn't even say anything yet but he said, "Wow, that plant would look great in your living room." I agreed and we stood there staring at it. It's a big plant. He said, "Let's get it and go to your house to see what it looks like." SWEET! So he got it for me.
(I told you he is so nice)

We are heading to the parking lot and it hit me. He has a BMW ~not a small, girly one but it doesn't seem that it would have much trunk space.

How the heck are we going to fit this in his car??


So I asked, "Uhm how the heck are we gonna get this in the car?"

He responded, "Didn't I tell you what my job was in the Air Force?"


I looked at him curiously.



Wait for it.



Wait for it.




"I was the Loadmaster!"


There ya have it.
I am dating the Loadmaster. You don't think it's bad luck to change a nickname like with a boat or a dog, do you? Cuz Loadmaster just takes the cake.
Say it.
Loadmaster!

25 comments:

Sarah said...

Lol. Loadmaster... Lol.

DeAnna said...

Nice guy, BMW, Air Force...it all sounds too good to be true! :) And yes, I didn't think it was possible to do better than Swasome, but Loadmaster is hilarious.

jeff said...

SNORT

Nobel4Lit said...

Sounds like a keeper!

Carolina John said...

loadmaster is AWESOME!!! love it! best. nickname. ever.

the gazelle said...

Love the loadmaster. It's great because it sounds so dirty! :)

He sounds pretty awesome. He's the swasome loadmaster. LOVE IT!

DeAnna said...

I don't so much make up routines as just a couple moves. While driving. ha! And I'm totally not surprised that you won the dance off!

Christine said...

Thats hilarious! My brother was a loadmaster too!

Xenia said...

I have such a filthy mind...

GeorgiaSnail said...

How could you not love "Loadmaster"...

Chic Runner said...

HA! Love the new nickname. :)

L.A. Daze said...

Hahahaha. Loadmaster. Did you stifle a giggle when he said that?

Carly said...

*giggle*

Bootchez said...

Loadmaster. LOADMASTER! "That's quite a load, there, master . . . " So much potential!!

X-Country2 said...

Ha. That really did fall in your lap. :o)
He sounds like a keeper though.

Lauren said...

I was wondering why you would replace swasome. Now I know. Just thinking of who I could start calling loadmaster...

Heather said...

Love the nickname. Sounds like a great guy!

Alisa said...

When you read, it begins with A,B,C...I'm singing, who's with us?

Oh boy! I agree with Gazelle he's the swasome loadmaster---'cuz swasome is pretty awesome too!

teacherwoman said...

Nice! :)

Jess said...

That is a dang good nickname!

Sarah said...

Ok, let's talk about this for a minute. Loadmaster. Was that really his job, or his call sign? I've dated, count em, two AF pilots. And if it's his call sign - then he's going to have some wicked embarrassing story to go with it. If it's his job - then the AF is crazy!

aron said...

lol love it :)

nicknames change all the time, at least in my life they do!

RunToFinish said...

hehe that's cute..but swasome is still pretty perfect

Anne said...

Any guy that will shop with his girl at TJMaxx has to be 'loads' of fun.

carrie said...

Hee!