Praise Sweet Little Baby Jebbus
The weekend is here!
Holla.
I am hitting the road in a few to travel 81 miles to my sisters house where I will be smothered with luvin' by my adorable nieces. Ok, maybe not. But I did bring presents because I am not above bribing them for love. 
I called my sis today and asked her to put Gi (3 y.o) niece on the phone:
Sister: Gi, do you want to talk to Aunt Sis (that's what they call me)
Gi: No
Sister: Do you want to talk to Cinderella?
Gi: Yes (She runs and grabs the phone)
Gi: Hi Cinderella
Me: Well Helloooo Dear Gianna (in a really creepy princess voice)
Gi: How is Disneyland?
Me: It is lovely this time of year. You should come visit me at my castle.
Gi: What is the name of your prince? (Where the hell does she get this stuff?)
Me: His name is Prince Charming.
Gi: Ok bye. I love you Cinderella.
Hey, I'll take what I can get. But I think now she is expecting Cinderella to come over this afternoon instead of me. Anyone have a blue ball gown and blond wig I can borrow?
37 comments:
Hilarious!! Buy the stuff and add it to your Halloween bin for next year! ha ha. Have fun
This is hysterical. I especially love the visual you gave us!
Ha! You're gonna have some explaining to do to the 3 yr old...
lol too cute. enjoy the weekend.
Not to worry. You will easily convince her with your beauty queen looks. And your jazz hands, of course. Can't forget the jazz hands.
Have a great weekend!
LOL!
That was a brilliant tactic! I'll have to try that with my son. "Did you want to talk to Megatron?"
Good luck tomorrow, Cindy.
ROFLMAO! That's some smart thinking! I'm going to have to use this tactic when my parents call. The kids always REFUSE to talk to them :P
LMAO. "I love you Cinderella". That is hilarious.
HAHAHA that is great! At least she did'nt say can I come visit you at your castle.
Have a great weekend Cinderlla!
Awwww! What a good auntie!
Cute.
So don't they get in your way when you run?
Don't worry...disappointing kids gets easier. I do it all the time.
Too cute!
That is sooo cute!! Gianna is her name? So weird, not a common name, but a name we are considering!! Have fun cinderelly!1
oh surely you have a tiara sitting around gathering dust....don't we all?? :-) OK, maybe that is just me....thanks for your note on my blog :-)
So, now you have to be back home at midnight!!! Or you know what happens Cinderella???
Have a blast at your sis!!
Enjoy a run too!!!
Cute. Reminds me of conversations with my 4 year old nephew.
Have a good weekend with the munchkins!
LOL
That was genius on your sister's part. Why have I never thought of that. Of course if it was to lure Kid we'd have to say it was some religious figure or something ;)
LOL! Cinderella, that is too funny!!
Too cute!! Have fun this weekend!!
Hehe that's very cute. You'd make for an awesome Cinderella!
Kids can be soooo adorable. My nieces call my sister-in-law aunt candy (b/c she always brings them candy)...it's pretty cute!
that is adorable.
Hilarious!! Now I know how to connect with my niece!
LOL! I love it!
I'm sure when you show up with gifts they wont be too disappointed you are not Cinderella.
Little kids are too cute. You should be able to find something cheap at Walmart. Assuming you're 3ft tall.
I'm missing the cutout of prince charming...
HA! Good luck pulling that off!! That's too funny!!
Once you're there she'll totally forget about the Cinderella. YOU'LL be the one showering her with love and affection, afterall. 3 year olds just eat up all the attention they can get!
The "talk to Cinderella" idea is great ... my kids were always pretty shy about talking to relatives on the phone. But they would have talked to, say, a Pokemon.
Hope you have a great weekend, Auntie!
Ha! Love it!
I'll try Batman the next time I want to talk to my nephew... I don't know if I'll be able to pull that one off convincingly. =)
Hope your visit was lovely!
HA! I am so trying that on my younger niece!
Praise Sweet Little Baby Jebbus
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Im choosing to see that as a Talladega Nights reference.
Haha! You got trumped by Cinderella. Was she disappointed when you showed up? How did the bribes go over?
ha ha ha hope you had fun with them... and they were too dissapointed that cinderella didn't show!
Ha, that's adorable. I am not above bribing people for love either ;)
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