Showing posts with label I've stopped running and I can't get up. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I've stopped running and I can't get up. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

What Happens Now?


What happens to a runner when she isn't running?


Well, I'll tell ya - it ain't pretty.



  1. She uses the word "ain't."

  2. She is tired and it shows in her eyes.

  3. She is grumpy and snaps at everyone.

  4. She shows up to work with no make up on and clothes that don't match.

  5. She eats TWO huge cookies in one sitting.

  6. Her stomach blows up like the biggest muffin you've ever seen.

  7. Her self esteem plummets.

  8. Her life falls apart.

  9. She loses touch with reality.

  10. She ends up at "The Betty."

Ok, I'm only at phase 6. But I'm scared people. I'm scrrrrrd. I can't get it back. I'm just out of touch with the runner inside. She's slipping away. How do I find her?


Song of the Day: Adrift by Jack Johnson (love this new cd)