I've got a good one for ya, but I'm hoping this will inspire you to leave a comment with your own similar story so I don't feel like a total scumbag.
Sometimes, I do gross things.
Here's an actual IM describing my latest favorite gross thing to do.
POM: Dude, I can't wait 'til you see my hair tonight. It's flippin'
awesome and everyone at work keeps asking why I'm so fancy.
BFF: I'm scared.
POM: You should be.
BFF: Can't wait.
POM: OK, get this. I did Bikram last night, and didn't wash my hair
POM: It gets better. Then I ran this morning. And still
didn't wash my hair.
And I came to work like this.
And everyone thinks it's fancy. Muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It's my new favorite thing. For some reason, sweat makes my hair nice and wavy and naturally beachy cute.
Side note: I did actually SHOWER, I just didn't wash the hair.
Please tell me you do gross things too - share with me people....