Showing posts with label No way in hell am I stepping on the scale. Get this woman HOME.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label No way in hell am I stepping on the scale. Get this woman HOME.. Show all posts

Friday, December 14, 2007

Houston, By The Numbers

I'm waiting for my flight home! Home ... ahhh... back to the healthy me. This trip was just a disgrace, health wise. Here are the stats...

  • Number of Days in Houston: 7
  • Average # of Meals per Day: 6
  • Average # Calories per meal: 2,800
  • Average # of Trips Thru the Buffet each meal: 2.75
  • Number of Workouts: Zilch
  • Bottles of Wine Consumed: 14 (with coworker)
  • Dirty Martini's Consumed: 3 (wine was easier to come by)
  • Number of Desserts per Day: 3
  • Number of times I said "I'm not going to eat like this again": 14
  • Average Time before Eating bad again: 25 mins
  • Number of Arguments over a candy bar: 2
  • Number of pants that could not get buttoned: 2
  • Number of times the hotel banquet staff made a comment on how much food I ate: 5

Serious issues people. Real Serious.

Good news is that I will be home in a few hours and back to eating like a human.

Great news is that The Captain fixed by closet! Dang I love that man.