Seriously people, I cannot make this shit up.
Here's a glimpse into a day in the life of POM.
A little Messaging from Thursday:
Aggressor: Hi. I've been thinking about you. I have some of your stuff at my house. Can we get together?
Me: Hi. Yes, how about we meet next week on our lunch hour. (I figured that would be the safest and I want my Cole Hann shoes back!)
Aggressor: How about today?
Me: I'm really busy. How about next week? (I wasn't really busy, but didn't feel like dealing with it)
Aggressor: Next week is like next year. Can we meet for a drink tonight?
Me: I have plans (A 2nd little white lie, but I know where the "drink" can lead to)
Aggressor: Well, when then?
Me: Lunch next week. (HELLO? How many times do I have to say this?)
Aggressor: What about this weekend? (I told you - he's aggressive!)
Me: I am dating someone (a 3rd little white lie). I don't want to inconvenience you, so next week during our lunch break will work best.
Aggressor: That's ok. It's was all my fault. I would like to get together to talk this through. Ok?
Me: Talk? About what? (Seriously does he want like a post-dating conference?)
Aggressor: Just talk about what happened between us. I know you're dating someone but is it bad that I want to .... with you again? (Yes, you can fill in the blank).
Me: Yes it's bad and it's not gonna happen.
I mean REALLY. That is one aggressive mo fo. Have you ever dated a guy who wants to talk about what happened? Usually don't they just run for the hills? For some reason this just struck me as hilarious.
Song of the day: Crack Rock by The Dogs