- Number of Days in Houston: 7
- Average # of Meals per Day: 6
- Average # Calories per meal: 2,800
- Average # of Trips Thru the Buffet each meal: 2.75
- Number of Workouts: Zilch
- Bottles of Wine Consumed: 14 (with coworker)
- Dirty Martini's Consumed: 3 (wine was easier to come by)
- Number of Desserts per Day: 3
- Number of times I said "I'm not going to eat like this again": 14
- Average Time before Eating bad again: 25 mins
- Number of Arguments over a candy bar: 2
- Number of pants that could not get buttoned: 2
- Number of times the hotel banquet staff made a comment on how much food I ate: 5
Serious issues people. Real Serious.
Good news is that I will be home in a few hours and back to eating like a human.
Great news is that The Captain fixed by closet! Dang I love that man.